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The hole shebang

One day an enterprising soul Invented what is called a hole, And then to utilize his find This bright, creative guy designed The doughnut in the special way That still serves humankind today. He wrapped a hole in dough with care To make a little thoroughfare (A form he chose, without a doubt, So calories would all drip out), And when I eat this round repast I always save the hole till last.

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