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The cows' lament

I sometimes think If cows could, cows would Neither drink sun-warmed water Nor eat green grass (How crass). That If cows could, cows would Produce much more than milk And of that ilk. But the cows' bent Is food pursuing And any loftier doing Is spent Mooing.

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