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My shopping poem

Pick a trolley Pull it out Fruit and vegetables All laid out. Talk to the manager With a great smile And say, Where are the cabbages? Down the aisle. Get some toothpaste, Some soap as well. What about a doughnut? They're all right Just take A big big bite.

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