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``New and improved.'' We were behooved To hail the strange And keep the change. Better than ever? Well, I never! Now change the change. Rearrange. Back to before --- As of yore. Don't be slow. Go with the flow. Read the label, Mabel! ``Original form Ula'' the new norm. ``All natural ingredients.'' (No expedients?) ``Nothing added.'' (Prose unpadded?) More was more, now less is less. That's progress. ... I guess.

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