3 of 6
a) I run out into the streets shouting "I'm rich! Yeeee-haw!"
b) I put it in my wallet or purse.
c) I donate it to a shelter for wayward Nepalese ermines.
d) I use it to light a cigar. Those new security ribbons in the $100's give off weird fumes.
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