What Dems need for GOP debate and Election 2012: A Shakespearean Falstaff
The Democrats need a Falstaff to point out the absurdities of GOP positions. The views of Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, and Michele Bachmann would give him plenty of comic fodder.
What the Democrats now need more than anything else is a Falstaff working for them. Election 2012 looks scary, what with President Obama’s low approval rating and the economy unable to figure out which way is north.
A Sir John, or “Jack,” as his fictitious friends called this character in Shakespeare, might lift their spirits – and serve a strategic purpose.
Falstaff is a boor, true, but he also points to the obvious and makes people laugh at humanity’s absurdities. For that reason, he’s loved by Shakespeare’s characters and the playwright’s audiences.
Democrats have become so intimidated by the thunder on the right that they have totally forgotten what an effective tool laughter and lampooning the actions and behaviors of others can be in politics.
The comic is certainly not missing in the GOP today. Here we have Texas Gov. Rick Perry, the leading presidential candidate among the Republicans, who once speculated that his state just might secede from the Union. But now Mr. Perry’s decided he wants to be president of the same Union he’s so fed up with.
Conservative columnist David Brooks of The New York Times recently called Perry a “loudmouth” on NPR. And never mind that Karl Rove, the former political adviser to President George W. Bush, has written off Perry as “unpresidential.” This Bible-thumping swaggerer from Texas has quickly become the Republican front-runner, a darling among evangelical Christians.
The GOP favorite had previously been former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. He’s working to convince voters he’s an average guy like the rest of us. To prove it, Mr. Romney is demolishing his $12 million Pacific beachfront home in La Jolla, Calif., to replace it with something nearly four times as large. (He has since said he is only doubling the living space; the garage and basement apparently don’t count.)
I can really empathize with that, as can millions of other Americans who saw their homes disappear recently in the recession.
But what has tickled me silly among the Republicans is Michele Bachmann’s energy plan. She says unlocking America’s natural resources – more of that wonderful coal and oh-so-accessible shale oil and offshore petroleum – will bring down gas prices at the pump to $2 a gallon.
I really want to believe her. But then I heard the thunderous laughter coming from behind the closed doors of the boardroom at ExxonMobil as they contemplated gas at such a discount.
Every comedy show – and that is the way the Democrats should be portraying the competition – needs a magic act, and the GOP is not to be found wanting there. In the tradition of Harry Houdini, Republican congressional leaders have persuaded the American public that taxing the rich is bad for the economy and granting generous tax breaks to obscenely wealthy oil companies is sound economics.