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Did you enjoy the holidays?
And are you still enjoying your local free-range chicken salad with organic baby spinach and house-made extra-virgin olive oil dressing, or can I clear your plate?
The word of the week, dear readers, is not "enjoy" but rather a concept that the sentences above illustrate: stative verbs, verbs that express not action (walk, run, fly) but states: thought (know, believe), possession (have, own), sensation (hear, see), or emotion (hate, love, enjoy).
I've been doing some research, and just as the hero of Molière's "Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme," M. Jourdain, discovers he's been speaking in prose all his life, I find myself suddenly aware of stative verbs.
One of the rules I'm newly conscious of is that stative verbs aren't used with progressive tenses. We say, "I her new book," but "I love the new menu at Antonio's."
When McDonald's bends this rule with the slogan "I'm lovin' it," the company is continuing a tradition in the advertising world of tweaking standard usage to call attention to itself.
Sometimes a stative verb is used as a replacement for a nonstative one. Shops that post signs saying, "Please enjoy your beverages outside" are really trying to say, "Do not bring your latte in here and dribble it on our merchandise." And the server quoted earlier is less interested in your "enjoyment" than in clearing the table.
Some verbs cross over from stative to dynamic.
In the sentence "He thinks his brother-in-law is an idiot," "thinks" is a stative verb, representing an opinion, which may, alas, be unlikely to change.
But in the sentence "He's still thinking about which offer to accept," the verb "think" is what some linguists call a dynamic verb.