Nordic combined: Ski jumping and cross-country. And that would be fun, how?
Sunday, it was a riot, with the US finishing second, fourth, and sixth.
And Wednesday, the Winter Olympics were like a Saints Super Bowl party, minus the beads.
Bum shin? Devilish course? All the pressure NBC can muster?
Her response: I’ll take all that and still beat every non-American in the field by 1-1/2 seconds – the skiing equivalent of the entire Pleistocene age.
Surely, Colbert will be wanting to sign her thigh next.
The question was less whether he would win the 1000 meters on ice teammate Chad Hedrick likened to “running uphill,” than whether he would acknowledge that a human being named Chad Hedrick exists.