2. "Jack and Diane" are lazy
Kaling says the subjects of the John Mellencamp song "Jack and Diane," who hang out "outside the tastee freeze," always strike her as "frivolous." "Why are these kids not home doing their homework?" she writes. "Why aren't they setting the table for dinner or helping out around the house? Who allows their kids to hang out in parking lots? Isn't that loitering?"