An 'interview' with a K Street master of campaign clichés
He likes to keep a low profile, so I will refer to him only as the cliché master, a spin control and sound bite specialist. He's the sort of consultant the Mitt Romney and Barack Obama campaigns prize. In a recent 'interview,' I tried to get at the nature of his business.
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Deep in the corridors of power, hidden among the back rooms of Washington’s K Street, is the office of a gnomish guru, a consultant who specializes in spin control and sound bites. In a recent interview, I tried to drill down into the nature of his business. He likes to keep a low profile, so I will refer to him only as the cliché master.
Q: Do you prefer to work for Republicans or Democrats?
A: I’m neither a Republican nor a Democrat. I’m an American. At the end of the day, we need to rise above our petty divisions, get under the hood, and work together for the people. So I want to elect mavericks who will solve gridlock by hammering out bipartisan compromises.
Q: Okay, let’s look at both sides of the aisle. As the fall campaign heats up, what would you advise Republicans to say?
A: This is the most important election of our lifetime. We can’t kick the can down the road anymore. We must get beyond the tax-and-spend ways of the past and make the hard choices.
Q: What are those hard choices? What do we have to cut?
A: Pork – and all other kinds of waste, fraud, and abuse. Remember: We have to do it for our children.
Q: And what should the Democrats say on the campaign trail?
A. We have a vision of hope and change, where everybody works hard and plays by the rules. We need to protect the American Dream by investing in national priorities.
Q: How can we afford those priorities?
A: By making the wealthiest pay their fair share. Remember: We have to do it for the children.