It may be true that Chuck Norris can "sneeze with his eyes open." And it may be true that Chuck Norris destroyed "the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise." But does Chuck Norris have 5,149,734 fans on Facebook?
We didn't think so.
That honor belongs to none other than actor, screenwriter, and director Mark Sinclair Vincent, a.k.a. "The Iron Giant," a.k.a. "The Pacifier," a.k.a. Vin Diesel. (Side note: Did you know Vin Diesel was in "Saving Private Ryan?")
The man who has repeatedly risked life and limb to satiate our action-movie-needs has more than 5 million fans on his Facebook page, according to figures released Tuesday by AllFacebook.com. 5 million. The number makes the 1 million Twitter followers accumulated by Ashton Kutcher look positively paltry in comparison.