Breaking News: Barack Obama is the next President of the United States!
Hey, how about this.... Vice President Cheney spoke and hundreds of Congressmen jumped up for a standing ovation today. And most of the crowd were Democrats!
He's just dreamy
Nope. The outgoing Vice President of the United States (who currently has a chilly approval rating of 29 percent) stood amid thunderous applause, shouts of encouragement, and looks of pride.
It was almost as though he was Leif Garrett in a 1976 Tiger Beat magazine.
His secret? Barack Obama.
The Vice President announced in front of a joint session of Congress that Barack Obama would be the next President of the United States.
No, Cheney didn't just get the memo. It's a constitutional thing.
What the Vice President did today was to confirm the results of the election.
In case you weren't paying attention. Barack Obama won.