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White House correspondents' after-dinner jokes: Best zingers from the 'nerd prom' (+video)

Saturday night was the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. Here are some of the best jokes, plus a menu designed especially for Washington and Hollywood celebrities.

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Saturday night’s “nerd prom” – officially known as the White House Correspondents’ Association annual dinner – is best known for the celebrities it attracts, a reminder of Henry Kissinger’s quip: "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

But it’s also a comedy slam of sorts as the M.C. – late-night TV host Conan O’Brien this year – and other notables trade quips and barbs over dessert.

(In case you’re wondering, that was a concoction called “The Galaxy” – rich chocolate truffle mousse layered with chocolate genoise and almond macaroon; ganache truffle center finished in chocolate glaze, garnished with fresh raspberries It had been preceded by an entrée of Texas-rubbed petite filet with a calvados demi, paired with duo of jump shrimp seasoned with red curry, roasted haricot verts, baby pepper, patty pan squash, and tasso mache choux risotto. We don’t know about you, but Decoder goes absolutely nuts over roasted haricot verts.)

But back to the rhetorical sweets and savories at the dinner. Here are some of the best, according to a variety of sources:

"It's an honor to share this stage with the president," O’Brien said at the start of his set. "When you think about it the president and I are a lot alike. We both went to Harvard. We both have two children and we both told Joe Biden we didn't have extra tickets for tonight's event."

O’Brien had plenty of zingers for the media. Among them:

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